It wasn’t the monkeys, and even you know that.
When you say, Monkeys Kill Delhi Deputy Mayor, you don’t really mean it, do you? Obviously the guy fell down from a terrace and died.
SS Bajwa suffered serious head injuries when he fell from the first-floor terrace of his home on Saturday morning trying to fight off the monkeys.
Delhi Deputy Mayor dies due to fall, while (or should that be ‘after’) fighting monkeys, is a much better headline. But then, who has the space, who has the space…
Imagine, for RSS readers worldwide, you might actually imagine that the Dep. Mayor of the Capital of the seventh largest country fights monkeys.