How to watch a movie

How to watch a movie: “Remember that everyone in the theater paid for their tickets, just like you did, and they are hoping to hear the movie, not you. Talking during a film is one of the best ways to communicate to others your own status as an ignorant boor. If people are talking behind you, try asking them to be quiet. If that doesn’t work, complain to an usher and then take a seat elsewhere in the theater.”

The only advantage I see of this news it …

The only advantage I see of this news item http://tr.im/gVql is that now, people who could easily drink but now cannot will join the people who could smoke easily but now cannot who will be soon joined by the people who could eat food of their choice but soon cannot. The world will be divided between the cans and cannots. Soon, there will be no cans!

You never pay for a gift, do you? What’ …

You never pay for a gift, do you? What’s this deal with free gifts, then?